Overheard in the Penalty Box


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Hunter - Hey, dude.

Dundas - S'up.

H - Nice check.

D - Thanks; got that sucker good.

H - Reckon we'll win?

D - Hope so - the Giants are gay.

H - So Gay.

D - So very very gay.

H - Speaking of gay...

D - What?

H - Have you....heard anything about Zimmer?

D - No...why?

H - Rumour has it that...well....

D - What? Dude, spit it out.

H - He and Wikner are...you know...

D - Are what?

H - Gay.

D - No. Way.

H - Yeh, apparently so dude.

D - No. Way.

H - I know...shit! Here comes Zimmer now.


Hunter - Hey dude.

Zimmer - S'up.

H - Nice check.

Z - Thanks; got that sucker good.

H - Reckon we'll win?

Z - Hope so - the Giants are gay.

H - So Gay.

Z - So very very gay.

D - So very very very gay.

H - Speaking of gay...

Z - What?

H - Well, I've heard some things...

Z - Like what?

H - You know, bits and pieces...in the locker room and stuff...

Z - About who.

H - You.

Z - And?

H - Wikner.

Z - I don't understand.

H - Well, people are saying that, y'know...you like Wikner.

Z - Huh? What?

H - And that, well...he likes you.

Z - You lost me.

H - He likes you likes you...

Z - You speaking German again?

H - What I'm trying to say is that...well....

D - Zimmer; are you and Wikner fucking?

Z - What? No - that's disgusting! Fuck you Dundas.

H - Dude.

Z - Fuck you, Hunter! I'm outta here.


H - Way to go, dude.

D - Get stuffed, man.

H - Well, at least we got our answer. There is clearly absolutely nothing going on between Wikner and Zimmer.


Wikner - Fooled those suckers so good.

Zimmer - Mmmmm; so good.


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